Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Six Rules

Uzzah spake, saying,

Three rules for governing life:
1) Pain is temporary

2) Chicks dig scars

3) Glory is forever

Three rules for governing death"
1) You get only one chance to write your epitaph

2) The size of your honor guard determines your status in Hell

3) The crow said, 'don't look!'

At the end of the game, when scores are tallied, two numbers will be paramount:

The number of people still breathing because of what you've done, and the number of people not breathing.


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